Ted Turner, billionaire, social activist, and arguable nutcase recently made the following comments about global warming, overpopulation, and their possible effects.
"If steps aren't taken to stem global warming W.e'll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow,"
He further elaborated with this.
"Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals," said Turner, 69. "Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state — like Somalia or Sudan — and living conditions will be intolerable."
This made me think............
So Teddy has a theory
That we all will die quite soon,
But don’t you dare dismiss him
As another left wing loon.
Sure, the planet’s almost burning
And the glaciers are no more,
But Teddy is a businessman
Who is looking for a score.
So please don’t just attribute this
To Teddy’s leftward lean,
Just check his stock portfolio
For shares of Soylent Green.
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