Goodbye Susan Sarandon

Hollywood has done it again. This time it is Susan Sarandon holding America hostage with the threat of leaving the country if John McCain is elected. Although this tried and true strategy almost changed the course of history once before, the question remains whether the "Baldwin Gambit" is still viable.

This made me think.........

Please , oh please, do not abandon
a country that needs you, Susan Sarandon.
For we would all be quite bereft
to lose you like Baldwin (oh wait, he never left)

Thank God for Rosie and Charlie Sheen too
For setting our compass and keeping us true.
The do so much more than just entertain.
They also look down on us with disdain.

Everyday Americans, too stupid to choose
Need your guidance lest the wrong person lose.
So Susan please tell us, so we don't go astray.
We'll elect who you want, if only you'll stay.